Robot vs Vampire: WHO WOULD WIN?

[Geno]

OB1 how would you even KNOW that?

Geno, how would you even KNOW that?

That is disturbing... wait fanfiction? That gives it a whole new disturbing angle... Ugh... That's why fanfiction is a BAD THING. Futurama is right...

Kirk: Alas, my ship, whom I love like a woman... is disabled. *ugh...*

Spock: Don't worry captain, Melvar will help us.

Melvar: It is I, Melvar!

I rarely read fanfiction anymore because most of it is horrible. But for a while, I was big into fanfiction. I still write fanfiction occasionally, but only when I have an idea that's good enough to be an episode of the show or whatever. (Usually, I write for comedy. Who wants to ruin Final Fantasy VII with another Aeris resurrection story in which she and Cloud live happily ever after and have a child named Squall thus opening into FF8 even though it takes place in a completely different world?) Back when I was big into fanfiction, it was impossible not to know terms such as yaoi, yuri, hentai, etc. I've read my fair share of fanfiction, and let me tell you, I did not like most of what I saw. There were a few good fanfics (even one really good FF7 fanfic, which is strange because usually things like FF get the worst fanfiction) but most of it was crap. Cloud and Sephiroth are not lovers. They hate each other literally to death. They will never stop midway into a battle and start putting their tongues into each other's mouths. It just simply can't happen, but the perverted fangirls need something to finger themselves over, right?