5th March 2005, 11:21 AM
There are 3 lies:
Lies.
Damn lies.
And statistics.
There are 3 truths:
Truth.
Rumor.
And deanna sometimes enjoys women sexually.
Deanna... when i was 14 I made a pump out of baby bottles and spent hours curled up in the bath tub trying to lick my own penis. I watched porn 8 hours out of the day and took pictures of unsuspecting women in their bathing suits so I could photoshop them for days to make it appear that they're nude. On occasion I would watch transvestite porn and carefully masturbate while staying in a 'safe place' in my mind by telling myself "They have women's brains". I got erections when the cat was in heat, I taped my penis to paper weights, I recorded Sailor Moon and watched it frame by frame during her transformations, I french kissed a mirror, I put my penis in a hole I carved out of a pumpkin, I lubed up balloons for sexual purposes, when my hair was long enough I would tie it in a knot around my balls and pretend I was an elephant and rape the waterbed and I even once masturbated to the discovery channel during Shark Week.
This excuse of "i'm only 14, I dont do anything sexually" is a false statement. You should be sliding pencils and other thin objects in to your vagina every night and trying to find those 'nice places' (the major one being on the outside, but okay). You should be humping the blankets, sitting on back massagers and putting peanut butter on your crotch so the dog will lick it off all while watching Dawson's Creek or the like, perhaps "Summer Land" on the WB which as we all know is the young girl's masturbation channel.
You will soon succumb to the powers of nasty. Nasty will rule your life and control your every thought, people will call you sick and wrong while they go hide in a dark place and do those very same things that they yelled at you for. All you need is a webcam and a few wine coolers, it WILL happen, and you WILL like it.
sean_bradshaw22@hotmail.com
Lies.
Damn lies.
And statistics.
There are 3 truths:
Truth.
Rumor.
And deanna sometimes enjoys women sexually.
Deanna... when i was 14 I made a pump out of baby bottles and spent hours curled up in the bath tub trying to lick my own penis. I watched porn 8 hours out of the day and took pictures of unsuspecting women in their bathing suits so I could photoshop them for days to make it appear that they're nude. On occasion I would watch transvestite porn and carefully masturbate while staying in a 'safe place' in my mind by telling myself "They have women's brains". I got erections when the cat was in heat, I taped my penis to paper weights, I recorded Sailor Moon and watched it frame by frame during her transformations, I french kissed a mirror, I put my penis in a hole I carved out of a pumpkin, I lubed up balloons for sexual purposes, when my hair was long enough I would tie it in a knot around my balls and pretend I was an elephant and rape the waterbed and I even once masturbated to the discovery channel during Shark Week.
This excuse of "i'm only 14, I dont do anything sexually" is a false statement. You should be sliding pencils and other thin objects in to your vagina every night and trying to find those 'nice places' (the major one being on the outside, but okay). You should be humping the blankets, sitting on back massagers and putting peanut butter on your crotch so the dog will lick it off all while watching Dawson's Creek or the like, perhaps "Summer Land" on the WB which as we all know is the young girl's masturbation channel.
You will soon succumb to the powers of nasty. Nasty will rule your life and control your every thought, people will call you sick and wrong while they go hide in a dark place and do those very same things that they yelled at you for. All you need is a webcam and a few wine coolers, it WILL happen, and you WILL like it.
sean_bradshaw22@hotmail.com