5th March 2005, 12:33 AM
No, see the vampires are really like...pro athletes, alright? They play sports for the money they need to buy shaving cream to power their monstrously active castle things? Quite frankly I have no idea what I'm typring right, I'm sort of this half-daze and I'm just typing whatever crazy stuff pops into my head, so at this moment I could say just about anything and when I woke up the morning I'd have no idea what it is I just said. I mean I could say something like purple monkey dishwashers washing the rings of Saturn's mega-belt and I wouldn't remember any of it. And the vampires use the shaving cream in the vast melting pots where they create vast armies of rubber mutants who eat chocolate bars to gain strength, that happened in a game too I think. They also run around and say weird things that people don't understand but for some reason...man, I really tired....
Sometimes you get the scorpion.