Ninja vs Samurai: WHO WOULD WIN?

[Darunia]

My favorite is the Kunjijo dynasty, wherein the daimyos all got really fat and stank like farts. That was during the Keyiiiuaoaks era, wherein Japan shrank to its normal size--it was once as big as Africa. Then, the samurais under Polipoop went to war with all of the ninjas, and that began the Jujikukl war of 1338, but the Austrians came and conquered Japan under Koji Kondo liberated it along with the samurais and the Swiss in 1202.


See, I know stuff too!!!