7th February 2005, 2:11 PM
Well the thing about zombies is they, by definition are NOT dead anyway. They are undead, which literally means "not dead". They just aren't very alive... They are the dead that now live, the living dead. How people got this neo hippy idealism that they are both dead and alive at the same time, which doesn't even make sense, is beyond me. So no need to think "how do you kill something that's already dead?" because at the moment, it's not very dead at all. You use the power of a shotgun to remove the "un" from undead :D.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)