16th March 2003, 7:20 PM
*Nuclear beaver dressed up as Pizza Hut delivery man; rings front doorbell of GR's underground bunker, chuckling ferociously.*
GREAT RUMBLER (through slot in door): Who is it?
NUCLEAR BEAVER (with cute animal voice): Pizza Hut!
GREAT RUMBLER: I didn't order a pizza!
NUCLEAR BEAVER: It's on the house!
*Great Rumbler licks his lips and opens the door; only to be awestruck when the 17-inch-tall, green-glowing pizza man is none other than Nuclear Beaver! Nuclear Beaver rushes past him, and detonates deep within fallout shelter*
*Great Rumbler sues for peace, having narrowly survived*
GREAT RUMBLER (through slot in door): Who is it?
NUCLEAR BEAVER (with cute animal voice): Pizza Hut!
GREAT RUMBLER: I didn't order a pizza!
NUCLEAR BEAVER: It's on the house!
*Great Rumbler licks his lips and opens the door; only to be awestruck when the 17-inch-tall, green-glowing pizza man is none other than Nuclear Beaver! Nuclear Beaver rushes past him, and detonates deep within fallout shelter*
*Great Rumbler sues for peace, having narrowly survived*
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