16th March 2003, 3:30 PM
*Ninja-pirate assasins captured; are promptly offered twice as much to go back and kill GR*
*Ninja pirate assassins resign careers and become interior decorators en route*
*Gorons deliver 550-page ultimatum to GR; cede Schleswig-Holstein immediately and apologize for crimes against Goron empire by 12 midnight tonight or face your annihiliation*
*Darunia (uncaring whether or not demands are met) mobilizes and rides to the front*
*Ninja pirate assassins resign careers and become interior decorators en route*
*Gorons deliver 550-page ultimatum to GR; cede Schleswig-Holstein immediately and apologize for crimes against Goron empire by 12 midnight tonight or face your annihiliation*
*Darunia (uncaring whether or not demands are met) mobilizes and rides to the front*
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST