24th January 2005, 5:42 PM
Batman: *steps on a landmine*
Don't worry! The cape is threaded with titanium! Oh wait, if it's still flexible I guess that doesn't matter...
Batman: I'm okay folks!
Folks: How'd?
Batman: Time travel spray!
Krusty: Is there anything that belt DOESN'T have?
Batman: ...rest....
Folks: That's soooo heroic!
Don't worry! The cape is threaded with titanium! Oh wait, if it's still flexible I guess that doesn't matter...
Batman: I'm okay folks!
Folks: How'd?
Batman: Time travel spray!
Krusty: Is there anything that belt DOESN'T have?
Batman: ...rest....
Folks: That's soooo heroic!
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)