19th January 2005, 8:36 PM
If I'm a pinko commie, then you're an opressive fascist dictator that likes to laugh at pictures of prison camps and would just love to have his own country so he can shoot it straight to hell and make a fortune laundering money from the federal goverment and then putting it in Swiss Banks accounts so that you can someday retire to a tropical island paradise while your country burns to the ground, but you never will because when you get old you don't want to leave your country even though it's a third-word hell-hole without a decent fast-food infastructure and it doesn't matter to you because you're old and senile! There...I said it.
Sometimes you get the scorpion.