14th March 2003, 9:59 PM
*Then, the TCS Love and Peace leads the Great Rumbler fleet around the dark side of the moon...only to realize that it's no moon---IT'S A SPACE STATION*
*Too late to react, they suddenly realize, to their horror, that they're right where Darunia wants them--within the range of the Goron Star's superlaser! Almost instantly, a greet ray is shot out (capable of penetrating class 920,000 shielding and 1,282,000 armor), instantly imploding the Love and Peace.*
*GREAT RUMBLER'S REAR ADMIRAL, ABOARD THE TCS Buttfuck : My God, we've underestimated that superb master of all men, Darunia! Now it's led to our damnation...we must surrender at once*
*As the TCS Buttfuck tries to signal surrender, it's sister ships are haplessly destroyed left and right like bubbles floating out of a bubble bath*
*Darunia accepts unconditional surrender of the Great Rumbler Armada.*
*Too late to react, they suddenly realize, to their horror, that they're right where Darunia wants them--within the range of the Goron Star's superlaser! Almost instantly, a greet ray is shot out (capable of penetrating class 920,000 shielding and 1,282,000 armor), instantly imploding the Love and Peace.*
*GREAT RUMBLER'S REAR ADMIRAL, ABOARD THE TCS Buttfuck : My God, we've underestimated that superb master of all men, Darunia! Now it's led to our damnation...we must surrender at once*
*As the TCS Buttfuck tries to signal surrender, it's sister ships are haplessly destroyed left and right like bubbles floating out of a bubble bath*
*Darunia accepts unconditional surrender of the Great Rumbler Armada.*
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST