Mario says that you must dance...

[Geno]

Of course you wouldn't touch it with a 50' pole. You couldn't even lift the thing to do it, and besides that I can't think of a reason you would want to. The real question is if you want to play it.

Edit: Upon further contemplation I realize he didn't mention actually lifting the pole from one and and touching it with the opposite end. It would be much easier to simply touch it with the same end he lifted it with, however I don't see the point of that either. I was thinking like, maybe he was saying that as in he wouldn't like to play the game, you know, some odd kind of insult, but if the only way to do it would be to be right by it anyway the point of it being 50 feet long is kinda negated, which begs the question, what the heck are you talking about?

You're so cute when you're confused.