13th March 2003, 7:14 PM
Ninjas drink TEA. Anyway, pirates drink ale, ALE, not coffee, and yes, they have flipped out and destroyed entire port towns because their ale was too warm. They say if some of 'em stare at ya, it's like the burnin' rage of the devil himself, and that alone has driven stronger fellows than I MAD.
But I'm just defending the looser here. I love BOTH of them! You know what the best is? Pirate ninjas! They carry a stock pistol in one hand and a katana in the other, and have the weirdest outfits in the universe, which much like pirate and ninja outfits, is both AWESOME and hilarious to beholden unto. And the accent, the ACCENT! Nothing can withstand that combined accent!
But I'm just defending the looser here. I love BOTH of them! You know what the best is? Pirate ninjas! They carry a stock pistol in one hand and a katana in the other, and have the weirdest outfits in the universe, which much like pirate and ninja outfits, is both AWESOME and hilarious to beholden unto. And the accent, the ACCENT! Nothing can withstand that combined accent!
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)