4th January 2005, 7:19 PM
Yea--we're talking about DARUNIA here--I mean, only a strange rock man from a videogame would find young, nubile, fair-faced, sweet Natalie Portman to be gorgeous BUT NOT old, ugly, tomboyish Halle Berry. Only a Goron! :gay:
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST