13th March 2003, 11:54 AM
*While Great Rumbler is unconscious under two tons of shit, Goron troops thank Space Marine, and attack*
*The 650,000 Goron troops at the Debate Forum uncover their previously hidden ZLX-990 Earth-to-Space nuclear missile launchers...the mere site of which drives the space cruisers under Great Rumbler's command into rout. Also, with him subdued by poo, elements of the Goron 12th and 8th fleets corner his marine navy at the Debate Bay. After a short battle, Great Rumbler's admiral relinquishes his sword; much fo the navy is captured and pressed into service under the Goron flag*
*With Debate Forum City subdued, as well as Great Rumbler's vain relief effort, Darunia detaches a small 120,000 man garrison, and with the rest of his 530,000 men, presses on to the Multi-Console forum...which is already busily digging in for a siege*
*The 650,000 Goron troops at the Debate Forum uncover their previously hidden ZLX-990 Earth-to-Space nuclear missile launchers...the mere site of which drives the space cruisers under Great Rumbler's command into rout. Also, with him subdued by poo, elements of the Goron 12th and 8th fleets corner his marine navy at the Debate Bay. After a short battle, Great Rumbler's admiral relinquishes his sword; much fo the navy is captured and pressed into service under the Goron flag*
*With Debate Forum City subdued, as well as Great Rumbler's vain relief effort, Darunia detaches a small 120,000 man garrison, and with the rest of his 530,000 men, presses on to the Multi-Console forum...which is already busily digging in for a siege*
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST