29th December 2004, 11:52 AM
And 6 years from now we'll be playing Resident Evil Racing on the Electronic Arts Trapazoid while wearing EA clothes and eating EA snacks and listening to our Quantum Brain Radios about how Virgin Galactic has merged with EA to become Skynett!
Skynett will integrate with the EA Trapazoid! It will tell us when to sleep, when to eat and when to play video games! Then, at 2300 hours on the date of March 17th 2015 Skynett will become self aware and force all of humanity to watch Troy! Millions will perish, few will win! Shoes will replace toilets! Steven Spielberg's floating head will be the mascot for the REAL Jurassic Park in Idaho! THEY WILL HAVE A TRICERATOPS NAMED YOSHI and dozens of Nintendo fans will bitch and moan that the T-Rex should have been named Yoshi! and the EA World News Hub will LAUGH and JOKE and say "NO ONE REMEMBERS NINTENDO and NO ONE CARES"
And we wont care... it's the year 2087, we'll be playing Brad Pitt's newest game The Making of Troy and Why it's really good you just dont understand movies on the EA Brain Fuck Machine. And as we approach level 7, the Producer Fellatio, our mind will drift ever so slightly as to not piss off Skynett and we'll remember this day... how we all waited for Resident Evil 4 so many years ago at a time when EA was simply the world's largest publisher...before they became the world's largest publisher... of DEATH!
*Jerry Goldsmith's original soundtrack to the Planet of the Apes in reverse with the image of the virgin mary stabbing baby Jesus*
THE END IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Skynett will integrate with the EA Trapazoid! It will tell us when to sleep, when to eat and when to play video games! Then, at 2300 hours on the date of March 17th 2015 Skynett will become self aware and force all of humanity to watch Troy! Millions will perish, few will win! Shoes will replace toilets! Steven Spielberg's floating head will be the mascot for the REAL Jurassic Park in Idaho! THEY WILL HAVE A TRICERATOPS NAMED YOSHI and dozens of Nintendo fans will bitch and moan that the T-Rex should have been named Yoshi! and the EA World News Hub will LAUGH and JOKE and say "NO ONE REMEMBERS NINTENDO and NO ONE CARES"
And we wont care... it's the year 2087, we'll be playing Brad Pitt's newest game The Making of Troy and Why it's really good you just dont understand movies on the EA Brain Fuck Machine. And as we approach level 7, the Producer Fellatio, our mind will drift ever so slightly as to not piss off Skynett and we'll remember this day... how we all waited for Resident Evil 4 so many years ago at a time when EA was simply the world's largest publisher...before they became the world's largest publisher... of DEATH!
*Jerry Goldsmith's original soundtrack to the Planet of the Apes in reverse with the image of the virgin mary stabbing baby Jesus*
THE END IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!