20th December 2004, 7:56 AM
Me: In Soviet Russia defendant sues YOU!
Joseph Stalin: I don't find that very amusing.
Me: Well nobody cares what you think because you're DEAD!
Joseph Stalin: :(
Carl Marx: I'm not dead!
Me: Yes you are.
Carl Marx: :(
Link: ...
Boris Yeltsin: Oh...his name's "Putin". Haha, I just got that!
Vladimir Putin: :(
Me: Where did all of you guys come from anyway?
Nikita Kruschev: You guys know what's the funniest thing ever? A man wearing women's clothing! Hahaha!
Everyone else: ...
Nikita Kruschev: Well I think it's funny. :(
Mikhail Gorbachev: I miss being the leader of Russia.
Ivan III (The Great): At least you're not dead like me!
Ivan IV (The Terrible): What the...?! Why does mine say "Terrible"?!
Alexander Kerensky: I only got to be the leader for 3 months. :(
Ivan III (The Great): Because you're were a terrible leader...and you suck.
Alexander Kerensky: :(
Rasputin the Mad Monk: I might not have been a Russian leader, but I did do some crazy stuff back in the day! And I got killed because I was crazy.
Lenoid Brezhnev: Yeah, well at least people remember you for something. I was in power for nearly 18 years and hardly anyone remembers who I am! 18 years!! I need some vodka...
Yuri Andropov: I could use some too, let's got hit some bars or something.
Everyone besides GR: *leaves to get vodka*
Konstantin Chernenko: Uh...hello? Is anyone here?
Me: I'm still here.
Konstantin Chernenko: Where did everyone go?
Me: They went out to get some vodka.
Konstantin Chernenko: They didn't invite me...
Me: Because you suck.
Konstantin Chernenko: :(
Russia: *explodes*
Ukraine: *doesn't explode*
Mongolia: *just sits there*
Black Hole: *eats Konstantin Chernenko's banana*
Konstantin Chernenko: My banana!!
Joseph Stalin: I don't find that very amusing.
Me: Well nobody cares what you think because you're DEAD!
Joseph Stalin: :(
Carl Marx: I'm not dead!
Me: Yes you are.
Carl Marx: :(
Link: ...
Boris Yeltsin: Oh...his name's "Putin". Haha, I just got that!
Vladimir Putin: :(
Me: Where did all of you guys come from anyway?
Nikita Kruschev: You guys know what's the funniest thing ever? A man wearing women's clothing! Hahaha!
Everyone else: ...
Nikita Kruschev: Well I think it's funny. :(
Mikhail Gorbachev: I miss being the leader of Russia.
Ivan III (The Great): At least you're not dead like me!
Ivan IV (The Terrible): What the...?! Why does mine say "Terrible"?!
Alexander Kerensky: I only got to be the leader for 3 months. :(
Ivan III (The Great): Because you're were a terrible leader...and you suck.
Alexander Kerensky: :(
Rasputin the Mad Monk: I might not have been a Russian leader, but I did do some crazy stuff back in the day! And I got killed because I was crazy.
Lenoid Brezhnev: Yeah, well at least people remember you for something. I was in power for nearly 18 years and hardly anyone remembers who I am! 18 years!! I need some vodka...
Yuri Andropov: I could use some too, let's got hit some bars or something.
Everyone besides GR: *leaves to get vodka*
Konstantin Chernenko: Uh...hello? Is anyone here?
Me: I'm still here.
Konstantin Chernenko: Where did everyone go?
Me: They went out to get some vodka.
Konstantin Chernenko: They didn't invite me...
Me: Because you suck.
Konstantin Chernenko: :(
Russia: *explodes*
Ukraine: *doesn't explode*
Mongolia: *just sits there*
Black Hole: *eats Konstantin Chernenko's banana*
Konstantin Chernenko: My banana!!
Sometimes you get the scorpion.