The Legend of Zelda: The Reins of Sorrow?

[Great Rumbler]

Me: In Soviet Russia defendant sues YOU!

Joseph Stalin: I don't find that very amusing.

Me: Well nobody cares what you think because you're DEAD!

Joseph Stalin: :(

Carl Marx: I'm not dead!

Me: Yes you are.

Carl Marx: :(

Link: ...

Boris Yeltsin: Oh...his name's "Putin". Haha, I just got that!

Vladimir Putin: :(

Me: Where did all of you guys come from anyway?

Nikita Kruschev: You guys know what's the funniest thing ever? A man wearing women's clothing! Hahaha!

Everyone else: ...

Nikita Kruschev: Well I think it's funny. :(

Mikhail Gorbachev: I miss being the leader of Russia.

Ivan III (The Great): At least you're not dead like me!

Ivan IV (The Terrible): What the...?! Why does mine say "Terrible"?!

Alexander Kerensky: I only got to be the leader for 3 months. :(

Ivan III (The Great): Because you're were a terrible leader...and you suck.

Alexander Kerensky: :(

Rasputin the Mad Monk: I might not have been a Russian leader, but I did do some crazy stuff back in the day! And I got killed because I was crazy.

Lenoid Brezhnev: Yeah, well at least people remember you for something. I was in power for nearly 18 years and hardly anyone remembers who I am! 18 years!! I need some vodka...

Yuri Andropov: I could use some too, let's got hit some bars or something.

Everyone besides GR: *leaves to get vodka*

Konstantin Chernenko: Uh...hello? Is anyone here?

Me: I'm still here.

Konstantin Chernenko: Where did everyone go?

Me: They went out to get some vodka.

Konstantin Chernenko: They didn't invite me...

Me: Because you suck.

Konstantin Chernenko: :(

Russia: *explodes*

Ukraine: *doesn't explode*

Mongolia: *just sits there*

Black Hole: *eats Konstantin Chernenko's banana*

Konstantin Chernenko: My banana!!