15th December 2004, 10:49 AM
Asking God
By Darunia
Chapter 1
I walked up to God and said "God, I demand that you treat me better!" and God looked at me while picking at his giant afro and replied "No." and then he turned me in to sausage and fed me to crabs.
THE END
*the other 400 pages are crayon drawings depicting Darunia going on a date with Sandra Bullock to a 'graphic novel' and comic convention*
Mark Twain: ...genius!
By Darunia
Chapter 1
I walked up to God and said "God, I demand that you treat me better!" and God looked at me while picking at his giant afro and replied "No." and then he turned me in to sausage and fed me to crabs.
THE END
*the other 400 pages are crayon drawings depicting Darunia going on a date with Sandra Bullock to a 'graphic novel' and comic convention*
Mark Twain: ...genius!