15th December 2004, 9:56 AM
I wrote a short story about me going before God, and demanding that he start treating me better. It is laced with stirring satire and biting sarcasm. I liken it to the works of Mark Twain. God was unavailable for comment at the time, and neither he nor his spokesman returned calls.
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