10th December 2004, 7:08 PM
A decade-old pioneering first-person shooter's plot isn't up to par with those of James Cameron of George Lucas. It's a fucking game, not a novel. The point of a game is to entertain. Would anyone both reading pages and pages of dialogue? It's not like they could have had FMV cutscenes. As it is now, they had a meager plot between episodes saying what you were after; and no one cares about them.
*Awaits while the Tendo City Anal Committee lynches ID for not being more thorough with the plot of Wolfenstein*
-Are these WWII Nazis or Neo-Nazis?
-Where does it take place, Germany? If so, where in Germany?
-Why doesn't BJ Blackowitz try peacefully negotiating in stead of shooting all the Germans?
-Why don't any of these Nazis have Mauser rifles?
-Why aren't there any living quarters in any of the identical levels? Where do the Nazis live and sleep while they're not being shot?
etc.
*Awaits while the Tendo City Anal Committee lynches ID for not being more thorough with the plot of Wolfenstein*
-Are these WWII Nazis or Neo-Nazis?
-Where does it take place, Germany? If so, where in Germany?
-Why doesn't BJ Blackowitz try peacefully negotiating in stead of shooting all the Germans?
-Why don't any of these Nazis have Mauser rifles?
-Why aren't there any living quarters in any of the identical levels? Where do the Nazis live and sleep while they're not being shot?
etc.
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