8th December 2004, 2:05 AM
It's not "what is so bad about it?" so much as "why is THAT better?!". Face it, both plots pretty well suck. Sure a brilliant story writer could actually MAKE them work somehow, but they didn't, and they won't.
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"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)