3rd December 2004, 6:40 PM
Lo, these keys of which you speak of... they aint so bad.
It's the scanning for 100% that's really ass. Ass on top of ass. Ass Sandwich.
Flame grilled.
I beat it and i'm in HARD MODE (!), it's pretty awesome. everything takes about twice as many hits to kill and you lose energy about twice as much per attack. But I found out I missed a scan towards the start of the game and I can never get it back ever in a million years and I have to start a new game, tough titty toe nails for me but it adds replay if you consider completely DICKING YOUR GAME PLAYING AUDIENCE IN TO PLAYING AGAIN RETRO FUCKING FUCKSTICK AND FUCKS YOU KINDLY, THANK YOU VERY MUCHO, FUCKERS.
I like Quadraxis though. He kick your ass. He kick your face.
He kick your balls in to outer space.
But... the Luminoth. What's up with that? Moth people? Hello? First we have the Chozo who are omnipotant BIRDS, and now we have MOTHS? Do not birds consume moths!? Do! They often will, in fact sometimes exclusively HUNT and KILL moths on a WHIM for the pure sake of ENJOYMENT because birds EAT moths! I'm going to get Retro Studios a spoon for Christmas so they can eat my ass. Yes Retro! WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MILK TO GO WITH MY ASS COOKIES?? HOW ABOUT SOME FUCK YOU MILK FROM FUCK YOU COWS!
btw I imagined OB1 to be much shorter.
Much... much shorter.
It's the scanning for 100% that's really ass. Ass on top of ass. Ass Sandwich.
Flame grilled.
I beat it and i'm in HARD MODE (!), it's pretty awesome. everything takes about twice as many hits to kill and you lose energy about twice as much per attack. But I found out I missed a scan towards the start of the game and I can never get it back ever in a million years and I have to start a new game, tough titty toe nails for me but it adds replay if you consider completely DICKING YOUR GAME PLAYING AUDIENCE IN TO PLAYING AGAIN RETRO FUCKING FUCKSTICK AND FUCKS YOU KINDLY, THANK YOU VERY MUCHO, FUCKERS.
I like Quadraxis though. He kick your ass. He kick your face.
He kick your balls in to outer space.
But... the Luminoth. What's up with that? Moth people? Hello? First we have the Chozo who are omnipotant BIRDS, and now we have MOTHS? Do not birds consume moths!? Do! They often will, in fact sometimes exclusively HUNT and KILL moths on a WHIM for the pure sake of ENJOYMENT because birds EAT moths! I'm going to get Retro Studios a spoon for Christmas so they can eat my ass. Yes Retro! WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MILK TO GO WITH MY ASS COOKIES?? HOW ABOUT SOME FUCK YOU MILK FROM FUCK YOU COWS!
btw I imagined OB1 to be much shorter.
Much... much shorter.