18th November 2004, 9:37 PM
I'd make millions selling bottled brains.
What? We idiot humans buy bottled WATER so why wouldn't zombies buy bottled BRAINS?
Besides, with my secret blend of 11 herbs and spices, I'd remove the threat to the rest of the earths population, because no zombie would want to go back to plain!
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Anybody want to donate some brains to my cause? You'd be helping save the world!
What? We idiot humans buy bottled WATER so why wouldn't zombies buy bottled BRAINS?
Besides, with my secret blend of 11 herbs and spices, I'd remove the threat to the rest of the earths population, because no zombie would want to go back to plain!
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Anybody want to donate some brains to my cause? You'd be helping save the world!
The Earthworker Race has ended. Everybody wins.