16th November 2004, 7:30 AM
W-well... well, you see... the thing about the... pants blowing up... it's that...
*Darunia talks his way into a corner, and surrenders to Tendo City*
*Goron war machine packs up its suitcases full of nuclear pants, and goes home*
*In the Treaty of November 16th, 2004, the Gorons cede three urban Wisconsin Pizza Hut franchises to Tendo City, as well as a 12-pack of Wilwaukee's Best-brand beer. In compensation, Tendo City signs as pact with Darunia, promising to him that all Tendites will officially hate the New York Yankees as much as he does*
*Darunia talks his way into a corner, and surrenders to Tendo City*
*Goron war machine packs up its suitcases full of nuclear pants, and goes home*
*In the Treaty of November 16th, 2004, the Gorons cede three urban Wisconsin Pizza Hut franchises to Tendo City, as well as a 12-pack of Wilwaukee's Best-brand beer. In compensation, Tendo City signs as pact with Darunia, promising to him that all Tendites will officially hate the New York Yankees as much as he does*
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST