12th November 2004, 7:15 PM
*8th Goron Nuclear Pants-Clown Regiment marches to Tendo City and demands a tribute of three shrubberies. If their demands are not met, they threaten, they'll set of their pants. The fallout would be catastrophic; such a blast would be so great, that it'd alter the Earth's orbit around the sun, forever ending all life on this planet*
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST