9th November 2004, 6:48 PM
Okay, okay! I've got IT!! In the game you play as Bo Jackson and he uses his mighty baseball and football skills to DESTROY the other sports! Like you can kick a football and destroy soccer! Or hockey! But then the Earth gets attacked by The Empire and Bo has to hit a baseball straight down the exhaust port of the Death Star to save humanity! And then he plays against the stormtrooper team with Darth Vader as the shortstop, Emperor Palpatine as the pitcher, and Count Dooku as the catcher! And if you win Bo goes into space to fight JUPITER!! IN FOOTBALL!!! Jupiter uses it's gaseous atmosphere to obscure the field and attacks Bo with it's might storms!! Of course Bo wins because he's so awesome and he knocks Jupiter out of the sky with a baseball bat made out of 500 TRILLION suns!! And then Bo returns to Earth where he becomes the King of the Entire Universe and the USA!! After that it returns to the main screen and unlocks a bonus feature where you get to go back and PLAY THE ENTIRE GAME ALL OVER AGAIN AS BO JACKSON!!!!
Sometimes you get the scorpion.