22nd October 2004, 4:25 AM
I said this like 5 years ago and I quote:
"This (Perfect Dark) type of advertizing MUST catch on. I want to see more serious ad campaigns like this when the content of the game is trying to reach a mass market with a product that is not unlike a blockbuster movie in it's own right. This wouldn't work with anything other than horror and sci-fi type games that are trying to reach a broad audience."
and MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TECHNO TEXT DANCE MIX STARWARS REVOLUTION OF THE FATES!!!!!!!! I LOVES ME THAT TECHNO
EPISODE 333!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SET YO WINAMP TO MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AANikIN DarK: yo its like this im all "i will serve you and shit" and emperor listerine or whatever is all "COCK SUCKER I USE THE DARK FORCE" so i be workin this bitch with that dark slide CHECK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! where my bitch!? Need to break off a piece before me and B go kill Dookie!
qUi GONE GIN&TONIC: I BE ALL DEAD AND SHIT BUT I STILL LEARN YO ASS A THING OR THREE SEE PEE O YA'LL BE FIGHTIN ON THAT WOOKIE PLANET KASHYYYK WHY 3!? YS NOT MOTHER FUCKER! THE QUEEN MUST SURVIVE AND GIVE BIRTH OR ELSE THEY DONT EXIST IN EPISODES 4 5 AND 6!
oBeeONE CanBLoWME: I BREAK YOUR SHIT CUZ I OWN YOU, ANNI! freak on; relevence on the topic of funk. A planet with volcanos, a singular climate for the globe as a whole. I'll drink to dat. See this now -- AniCAN be losin his arms and his legs to my saber and EMPY done ressurect him like a savior... shit, yo. That's why they changed episode 4 WORD! yeah, yeah, yeah. Break THIS! ahhhhhhh
Amidala bun-hair lookin like princess lay-ya
her clones be pimpin cuz you know you cant play them
shit... Naboo on the brink before the emperor done
Jar-Jar aint got no har-har so george kill him off, son
KNOCK ON MY WOOD, NIGGA
WOOKIE WOOKIE GETTIN NOOKIE OFF THAT KASHYYYK BIOTCH, HAIRY AS A MOTHER FUCKER, WATCH THOSE UPPER CANINES WHEN YOU COCK-SUCKA! JABBA DA HUTT GETTIN POOTY WITH HIS PUT-PUT ANI'S KILLIN AMIDALA, FORCE CHOKE, SLUT!
Yeah... I be takin the twins to Alderaan... but that shit is whack. So I take them to Mos Eisley and sell dem fo crack.
GRAND YODA MASTA BLING: Word hmm, yes. I want sequels, prequels not, but I digress. A sentence I make, hmm. 3 foot light saber the face I smack, didn't kill Dooku but I was on crack. All tripping my homies are, afraid of Ani cuz he went to far. Decapitate the Jedi did he, now it's just OB1 and me. Will not fear him for leads to the dark side it does, guess we just start a rebellion - me and my couz. Thugs. Talking bout Tri-Wings I am, based off the Naboo cruiser they are, the first X-Wings yes, now let me get a look at Amidala's breast... DAMN, tig bitties they are! 14 years she is not; legal she is so I dip in to her bag of tricks, yes! CUM SHOT!
qUeeN AMmiDAla: No, no, no. You aint be touchin me Yoda puppet ho. Business talk:
Emperor Palpatine I emplore you to reconsider your actions before you use your emergence powers as Emperor I ask you to veto the Grande Army of the Republic and legislate it to a private party.
And then I shoot him in the rusty ass.
Aww shit, i'm pregnant with twins, looks like I commited a sin - Fucked a sith and now he's killin again.
Hah...Gonna lose my chair on the council. Got Darth Vader's pubic hairs stuck in my tonsils.Word, sombody get me a Tylenol, got morning sickness and it's Darth at fault from him and his evil penis. Gonna emplore him to reconsider his turn from the Jedi, then he's gonna force-choke me and cum in my eye. I give birth to twins and then I die! All for what!? So my daughter grows up to be Jabba's slut, my boy workin on a farm and shit for Uncle Owen... yeah, owen me some money mother fucker.
LoRDDAArtH VaaDER: heh. Fuck that.
Hi, my name is Mr. Vader. 2 thousand floors on an elevator...
Why they build the Death Star so big? So I can send green fire to the pigs. YOU DIG?
Yeah, I know, it's all comin down. Gonna make all the kiddies frown. There goes a planet, livin in sin. It's like hearing millions cry out and stop again and again.
You think the series is lacking but here I come nigga, better start packing. Robocop aint got shit on me, i'm horror reborn in THX HIGH FIDELITY. 6.1 EX surround sound listen to me breath as a drive in to town, my saber in my lap, got Palp's on my back. Give Tatooine a heart attack, fuck with my family, fuck with me, OB1 thought he killed me see? Fuck that shit, I got my armor now. 87 percent a robot but 100 percent thug. My saber's red and my voice is black, got nothin to live for except to get back.
REVENGE OF THE SITH, nigga. I kill for the love.
"This (Perfect Dark) type of advertizing MUST catch on. I want to see more serious ad campaigns like this when the content of the game is trying to reach a mass market with a product that is not unlike a blockbuster movie in it's own right. This wouldn't work with anything other than horror and sci-fi type games that are trying to reach a broad audience."
and MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TECHNO TEXT DANCE MIX STARWARS REVOLUTION OF THE FATES!!!!!!!! I LOVES ME THAT TECHNO
EPISODE 333!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SET YO WINAMP TO MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AANikIN DarK: yo its like this im all "i will serve you and shit" and emperor listerine or whatever is all "COCK SUCKER I USE THE DARK FORCE" so i be workin this bitch with that dark slide CHECK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! where my bitch!? Need to break off a piece before me and B go kill Dookie!
qUi GONE GIN&TONIC: I BE ALL DEAD AND SHIT BUT I STILL LEARN YO ASS A THING OR THREE SEE PEE O YA'LL BE FIGHTIN ON THAT WOOKIE PLANET KASHYYYK WHY 3!? YS NOT MOTHER FUCKER! THE QUEEN MUST SURVIVE AND GIVE BIRTH OR ELSE THEY DONT EXIST IN EPISODES 4 5 AND 6!
oBeeONE CanBLoWME: I BREAK YOUR SHIT CUZ I OWN YOU, ANNI! freak on; relevence on the topic of funk. A planet with volcanos, a singular climate for the globe as a whole. I'll drink to dat. See this now -- AniCAN be losin his arms and his legs to my saber and EMPY done ressurect him like a savior... shit, yo. That's why they changed episode 4 WORD! yeah, yeah, yeah. Break THIS! ahhhhhhh
Amidala bun-hair lookin like princess lay-ya
her clones be pimpin cuz you know you cant play them
shit... Naboo on the brink before the emperor done
Jar-Jar aint got no har-har so george kill him off, son
KNOCK ON MY WOOD, NIGGA
WOOKIE WOOKIE GETTIN NOOKIE OFF THAT KASHYYYK BIOTCH, HAIRY AS A MOTHER FUCKER, WATCH THOSE UPPER CANINES WHEN YOU COCK-SUCKA! JABBA DA HUTT GETTIN POOTY WITH HIS PUT-PUT ANI'S KILLIN AMIDALA, FORCE CHOKE, SLUT!
Yeah... I be takin the twins to Alderaan... but that shit is whack. So I take them to Mos Eisley and sell dem fo crack.
GRAND YODA MASTA BLING: Word hmm, yes. I want sequels, prequels not, but I digress. A sentence I make, hmm. 3 foot light saber the face I smack, didn't kill Dooku but I was on crack. All tripping my homies are, afraid of Ani cuz he went to far. Decapitate the Jedi did he, now it's just OB1 and me. Will not fear him for leads to the dark side it does, guess we just start a rebellion - me and my couz. Thugs. Talking bout Tri-Wings I am, based off the Naboo cruiser they are, the first X-Wings yes, now let me get a look at Amidala's breast... DAMN, tig bitties they are! 14 years she is not; legal she is so I dip in to her bag of tricks, yes! CUM SHOT!
qUeeN AMmiDAla: No, no, no. You aint be touchin me Yoda puppet ho. Business talk:
Emperor Palpatine I emplore you to reconsider your actions before you use your emergence powers as Emperor I ask you to veto the Grande Army of the Republic and legislate it to a private party.
And then I shoot him in the rusty ass.
Aww shit, i'm pregnant with twins, looks like I commited a sin - Fucked a sith and now he's killin again.
Hah...Gonna lose my chair on the council. Got Darth Vader's pubic hairs stuck in my tonsils.Word, sombody get me a Tylenol, got morning sickness and it's Darth at fault from him and his evil penis. Gonna emplore him to reconsider his turn from the Jedi, then he's gonna force-choke me and cum in my eye. I give birth to twins and then I die! All for what!? So my daughter grows up to be Jabba's slut, my boy workin on a farm and shit for Uncle Owen... yeah, owen me some money mother fucker.
LoRDDAArtH VaaDER: heh. Fuck that.
Hi, my name is Mr. Vader. 2 thousand floors on an elevator...
Why they build the Death Star so big? So I can send green fire to the pigs. YOU DIG?
Yeah, I know, it's all comin down. Gonna make all the kiddies frown. There goes a planet, livin in sin. It's like hearing millions cry out and stop again and again.
You think the series is lacking but here I come nigga, better start packing. Robocop aint got shit on me, i'm horror reborn in THX HIGH FIDELITY. 6.1 EX surround sound listen to me breath as a drive in to town, my saber in my lap, got Palp's on my back. Give Tatooine a heart attack, fuck with my family, fuck with me, OB1 thought he killed me see? Fuck that shit, I got my armor now. 87 percent a robot but 100 percent thug. My saber's red and my voice is black, got nothin to live for except to get back.
REVENGE OF THE SITH, nigga. I kill for the love.