7th October 2004, 6:44 AM
Thats what the iraqis will do when they decide weither to kill him or not!
The Jury ; We the jury of the iraqi judicial system declare mr Saddam Hussein guilty of genocide and cow fucking!
Saddam : Please dont kill me!
The Judge : Now the prosecution and the defense must join together and do rock papper scissors to decide weither Saddam lives or dies, If the Pros wins Saddam dies if the defense wins he lives.
Pros and Def: "Rock papper scissors"!"Rock papper scissors"!"Rock papper scissors"!
Pros: *creates a rock with his fist*
Def : * Points middle finger*
Jude: What the hell is that! That american greeting?
Def: Its a Cock and Cock always beats Rock!
Judge : *Looks up rule book*
Saddam: Its true! Tell him Aziz!
Pros: Objection Your honnor this is rediculous!
Judge: The defense is disqualified ! I hear by setence Saddam to death by rocks and lots of scissors!
Jude: *pulls out stainless steel scissors* "Chop"!"Chop"!
Saddam : Fuck!
The End
The Jury ; We the jury of the iraqi judicial system declare mr Saddam Hussein guilty of genocide and cow fucking!
Saddam : Please dont kill me!
The Judge : Now the prosecution and the defense must join together and do rock papper scissors to decide weither Saddam lives or dies, If the Pros wins Saddam dies if the defense wins he lives.
Pros and Def: "Rock papper scissors"!"Rock papper scissors"!"Rock papper scissors"!
Pros: *creates a rock with his fist*
Def : * Points middle finger*
Jude: What the hell is that! That american greeting?
Def: Its a Cock and Cock always beats Rock!
Judge : *Looks up rule book*
Saddam: Its true! Tell him Aziz!
Pros: Objection Your honnor this is rediculous!
Judge: The defense is disqualified ! I hear by setence Saddam to death by rocks and lots of scissors!
Jude: *pulls out stainless steel scissors* "Chop"!"Chop"!
Saddam : Fuck!
The End