Spaceballs II: The Quest For More Money

[UltraMarioMan]

Spaceballs quotes!

Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot. I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir. Doing my best.
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that!....What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir, Major Asshole
Dark Helmet: and his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir: Gunner's mate, first class, Philip Asshole
Dark Helmet: How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
The Crew: YO!!!!
Dark Helmet: I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes
[Dark Helmet pulls his mask down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing assholes!!

Dark Helmet: [mask down] Not so fast, Lone Starr.
Lone Starr: Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time. [thinks about what he said] Yeah.
Dark Helmet: Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing.

Ship's Voice : This ship will self destruct in twenty seconds.
This is your last chance to push the cancellation button.
Skroob : Cancellation button? Hurry.
[They all slide down a ladder. They run to the center of the ship.]
Dark Helmet : Where is it? Where is it.
Sandurz: It's gotta be here.
[Sandurz opens a panel to the self-destruct cancellation
button. It has a sign on that says, "Out of Order."]
Sandurz : Out of order?
Dark Helmet : Fuck. Even in the future nothing works.

Sandurz: It's Mega Maid. She gone from suck to blow.