5th October 2004, 12:10 PM
Dictator: *speaking to the class about his career* ...I rely on terror and oppresion, because everyone plots against me!
Jay: I was going to say that.
Jay: *to Marty* This is your new mother.
Latin bride: I plan to divorce him and take half his money.
Jay: She's a lot like your old mother...
Doris: That play was terrible.
Jay: Well, that's the kind of thing I see all the time. Now, you can see why I'm always so cranky.
Doris: You know, I'd really hate to be you.
Jay: Oh, it's not so tough being a film critic.
Doris: No, I was starting a new conversation.
Jay: I was going to say that.
Jay: *to Marty* This is your new mother.
Latin bride: I plan to divorce him and take half his money.
Jay: She's a lot like your old mother...
Doris: That play was terrible.
Jay: Well, that's the kind of thing I see all the time. Now, you can see why I'm always so cranky.
Doris: You know, I'd really hate to be you.
Jay: Oh, it's not so tough being a film critic.
Doris: No, I was starting a new conversation.