4th October 2004, 7:00 PM
French Doctor: Monsieur Phillips, you have a rare blood disorder previously only seen when cousins intermarry.
Duke: Heh heh, well fancy that, first time everything, huh? Heh heh.
French Doctor: I'm going to be frank, you have only five years to live.
Duke: Oh really? Well, what would you say if I give you some of this neon toilet paper you frenchies call money?
French Doctor: I would say merci beaucoup, Mr. Five-Years-To-Live!
Duke: This can't be right. I've got the body of an eighteen year old! *points to Jay* You telling me this guy's going to live longer than me?
French Doctor: Yes, but he will suffer years of chronic joint pain before choking to death on a ham sandwich.
Jay: Ooh ooh, can the sandwich be olive loaf?
French Doctor: I suppose so.
Jay: Yes!
Jay: You know what he's saying, Duke? He's saying that you can't get the daughter of the assistant of one of your most expendable employees into this preschool!
Duke: Is that a compliment or an insult?
Jay: An insult!
Duke: I've never been so insulted in my life!
Duke is probably the funniets character on that show :)
Duke: Heh heh, well fancy that, first time everything, huh? Heh heh.
French Doctor: I'm going to be frank, you have only five years to live.
Duke: Oh really? Well, what would you say if I give you some of this neon toilet paper you frenchies call money?
French Doctor: I would say merci beaucoup, Mr. Five-Years-To-Live!
Duke: This can't be right. I've got the body of an eighteen year old! *points to Jay* You telling me this guy's going to live longer than me?
French Doctor: Yes, but he will suffer years of chronic joint pain before choking to death on a ham sandwich.
Jay: Ooh ooh, can the sandwich be olive loaf?
French Doctor: I suppose so.
Jay: Yes!
Jay: You know what he's saying, Duke? He's saying that you can't get the daughter of the assistant of one of your most expendable employees into this preschool!
Duke: Is that a compliment or an insult?
Jay: An insult!
Duke: I've never been so insulted in my life!
Duke is probably the funniets character on that show :)
The Earthworker Race has ended. Everybody wins.