21st September 2004, 3:10 PM
CBS stands by this report.
And in related news, marshmellows are made out of 100% (do you really want me to say this? You know, there is a TRUST between the populace at large and the news media and... fine, FINE!), okay, marshmellows are made out of 100%... rat poison... That's right, rat poison...
*later*
Okay people, late breaking news. As it turns out, and you all are probably way ahead of me on this one, if you even are still watching us. As it turns out, there is no rat poison in marshmellows. That's right, no rat poison. We at CBS apologize for... you know what? Why am I apologizing? I'm not the one writing this karp! That's it! I'm outta here! I'd rather work for The Onion than this stupid... *storms off camera*
And in related news, marshmellows are made out of 100% (do you really want me to say this? You know, there is a TRUST between the populace at large and the news media and... fine, FINE!), okay, marshmellows are made out of 100%... rat poison... That's right, rat poison...
*later*
Okay people, late breaking news. As it turns out, and you all are probably way ahead of me on this one, if you even are still watching us. As it turns out, there is no rat poison in marshmellows. That's right, no rat poison. We at CBS apologize for... you know what? Why am I apologizing? I'm not the one writing this karp! That's it! I'm outta here! I'd rather work for The Onion than this stupid... *storms off camera*
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)