20th September 2004, 5:42 PM
I'm..
..I'm pretty sure you have to get a chisel, and find the VERY middle of your wooden floor-boards (if yours aren't wood, then go to someones house who's is).
I mean PRECISELY in the centre.
Start carving out a large.. wait for it.. GROOVE with the chisel, until it is big enough for your entire body to fit in.
Purchase Donkey Konga..
Get into the groove with Donkey Konga.
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I'm sorry. :(
..I'm pretty sure you have to get a chisel, and find the VERY middle of your wooden floor-boards (if yours aren't wood, then go to someones house who's is).
I mean PRECISELY in the centre.
Start carving out a large.. wait for it.. GROOVE with the chisel, until it is big enough for your entire body to fit in.
Purchase Donkey Konga..
Get into the groove with Donkey Konga.
........
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...
...
I'm sorry. :(
If i had a dollar for every time i ran out of hair in the middle of a spoon making contest id only eat your children with a side of slaw and THOSE ARENT PILLOWS!!