20th September 2004, 12:32 PM
Did you hear about that bill that congress just passed and President Bush just signed into law; the law that officially recognizes that the Yankees Suck Cocks in Hell? Because they do. They're all smug assholes. Let's go bomb Yankee Stadium.
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