19th September 2004, 7:43 PM
I dunno about baseball.
But here's a list of football teams I hate.
1. BALTIMORE RAVENS: They are evil ratbirds, 53 felons wearing pads. And they beat us today. Badly. :(
2. CLEVELAND BROWNS: See above... though they aren't nearly as good.
3. DALLAS COWBOYS: Even though I was rooting for them today, this team is a bandwagon-magnet
4. TENNESSEE TITANS: They beat my team too often. How can they still be so good even with so few good players?
5. NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS: These guys are either paying off NFL Brass, or they use evil magic, because they get so, so many lucky draws. Their game against Indy is proof. Should have never won a Super Bowl, much less two. I still hope Tom Brady's neck gets broken.
But here's a list of football teams I hate.
1. BALTIMORE RAVENS: They are evil ratbirds, 53 felons wearing pads. And they beat us today. Badly. :(
2. CLEVELAND BROWNS: See above... though they aren't nearly as good.
3. DALLAS COWBOYS: Even though I was rooting for them today, this team is a bandwagon-magnet
4. TENNESSEE TITANS: They beat my team too often. How can they still be so good even with so few good players?
5. NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS: These guys are either paying off NFL Brass, or they use evil magic, because they get so, so many lucky draws. Their game against Indy is proof. Should have never won a Super Bowl, much less two. I still hope Tom Brady's neck gets broken.
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