13th September 2004, 7:21 AM
Turkey Robot: I have come from the future, in a world where turkeys have evolved into a super intelligent race of humanoid bird people, in order to save... him! For you see, during the quickening, the era of strife, my people had created a super evolved robot bird, which is me, and that is where babies come from.
lazy: I heard they came from, you know, when a man and a woman love each other... you know physically...
Turkey Robot: No! That is very wrong! Cling to your pathetic fantasy of fluid exchange! And um, yes, during the great wrathening of the quickening, many lives were lost, due to the evil chicken people, who have slowly turned into, that!
... and something something I don't know... I'm also the ghost of Christmas past... from the future...
GR: That made PERFECT sense! Wink wink!
ABF: GR, you said wink wink out loud!
GR: No I didn't! Raise middle finger...
lazy: I heard they came from, you know, when a man and a woman love each other... you know physically...
Turkey Robot: No! That is very wrong! Cling to your pathetic fantasy of fluid exchange! And um, yes, during the great wrathening of the quickening, many lives were lost, due to the evil chicken people, who have slowly turned into, that!
... and something something I don't know... I'm also the ghost of Christmas past... from the future...
GR: That made PERFECT sense! Wink wink!
ABF: GR, you said wink wink out loud!
GR: No I didn't! Raise middle finger...
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)