Tales of Symphonia.... well, Fire Emblem

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That's be cool if you could say, pay off Ganon in Zelda to avoid fighting with him.




Ganon: Link! This is the last time you will defy me!! I will get the triforce and rule all of Hyrule!!

Link: ... You know man... this is getting kind of old. We just keep on doing the same crap over and over. You try to take over Hyrule, cause chaos and destruction, blah blah blah, and my ancestors just keep on whuppin' your ass. Why don't we cut this vicious cycle once and for all. Look, I collected like 9,000 rupees here. So how about I give them to you, you buy yourself a nice cottage somewhere, chill out and leave everyone alone.

Ganon:... Well... huh. You know what kid, that's actually not a bad idea. I'm sick of this bullshit. All I ever really wanted was some peace and quiet, you know? But I just can't stand these stupid elf people, they annoy the hell out of me with their songs and dances. So maybe I should just move to another continent and retire or something. You sure you want to give me that money?

Link: Oh yeah, don't worry about me. There are plenty of pots I can break and fields I can cut up if I need some more moolah. You just have yourself a good time.

Ganon: Well thanks dude, I really appreciate that. Maybe I was wrong about you all this time.

Link: You too, man. You too.


Narrator: And so from that day forward, Hyrule lived in peace... until a civil war broke out between those damned elf people.

~Fin~