2nd September 2004, 1:24 PM
There's a travesty of shaved electric bacon in my shorts!
I can hold 80 Lincoln head pennies in MY MOUTH YOU IDIOT!
My toothbrush is littered with people walking THEIR HORRID DOGS!
My prices are SO low, I must have severe crippling mental disorders!
I can hold 80 Lincoln head pennies in MY MOUTH YOU IDIOT!
My toothbrush is littered with people walking THEIR HORRID DOGS!
My prices are SO low, I must have severe crippling mental disorders!
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)