2nd September 2004, 7:26 AM
Vendor: We've got horse hotdog, horse stew, horse chutney, and horse popcorn. We feed our horse 100% ground horse for that double horse cooked in goodness. So how may I horse you today?
DJ: Can I have a horse coke?
Vendor: Sorry, is horse pepsi okay?
DJ: Neigh.
GR: You can't eat horse! They talk!
DJ: So do parrots, and we eat them, right?
DJ: Can I have a horse coke?
Vendor: Sorry, is horse pepsi okay?
DJ: Neigh.
GR: You can't eat horse! They talk!
DJ: So do parrots, and we eat them, right?
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)