13th August 2004, 1:32 PM
What do you want?
BH: I would like a sex on the beach.
DJ: Oh, really? That one? That one's hard... How about a beer?
BH: I want sex on the beach!
DJ: Um, okay, one sex on the beach. *puts beer on bar*
BH: This is not sex on the beach, this is a beer.
DJ: No it's not.
BH: Yes it is. I demand you give me a sex on the beach.
DJ: It's right there, that's not a beer *tears off label*
BH: Well when I look at it, it's a beer.
DJ: Alright, fine, I'll make another one. *turns around, opens beer, and poors it into glass, then puts little umbrella in it* Here ya go.
BH: Um, barkeep, you just opened the beer, poured it into a glass, and put this little umbrella in it.
DJ: No I didn't.
BH: Yes, you did. I still demand a proper sex on the beach.
DJ: Okay, fine, I'll mix it again. Waste of perfectly good sex on the beach but oh well *poors beer into new glass* Here ya go, there...
BH: Bartender...
BH: I would like a sex on the beach.
DJ: Oh, really? That one? That one's hard... How about a beer?
BH: I want sex on the beach!
DJ: Um, okay, one sex on the beach. *puts beer on bar*
BH: This is not sex on the beach, this is a beer.
DJ: No it's not.
BH: Yes it is. I demand you give me a sex on the beach.
DJ: It's right there, that's not a beer *tears off label*
BH: Well when I look at it, it's a beer.
DJ: Alright, fine, I'll make another one. *turns around, opens beer, and poors it into glass, then puts little umbrella in it* Here ya go.
BH: Um, barkeep, you just opened the beer, poured it into a glass, and put this little umbrella in it.
DJ: No I didn't.
BH: Yes, you did. I still demand a proper sex on the beach.
DJ: Okay, fine, I'll mix it again. Waste of perfectly good sex on the beach but oh well *poors beer into new glass* Here ya go, there...
BH: Bartender...
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