10th August 2004, 6:16 AM
Quote:nothing worse then taking three of these to school and having to pretend your stomach is about to implode just as an excuse to keep yourself bent over..
Teacher: Bountyhunter [I'll assume that's your name in real life], what is THAT?!
Bountyhunter: Umm....it's...a banana?
Teacher: Why do you have a banana...in your pants?
Bountyhunter: Because...my lunchbox was wet.
Teacher: ...
Bountyhunter: ...
Teacher: Go to the office.
Bountyhunter: But it really is a banana! *takes out banana* *eat banana*
Teacher: ...
Bountyhunter: ...
Teacher: *sigh* Don't bring your lunch in your pants anymore, alright?
The moral of this story is don't carry your lunch around in your pants because it could get you into trouble and cause people to laugh at you.
Sometimes you get the scorpion.