9th August 2004, 10:35 PM
Eh, you get kinda used to taking pills, first it starts of with the occassional panadine fort just to keep you unconcious for the day, then you start mixing that and into depressents you stole off some kid in school because you can't get them without a prescription, then because your in the habbit of swallowing pills you see some of granma's pills and decide they might be fun, because you don't know what petrinophetoxide (well I was five I couldn't even read the damn thing) and because the first thing you do as a child is learn how to open childproof containers and use safety lighters you get a handfull pretty quickly... of course, were I any bit smarter I might have figured that Petrinophetoxide is the blood thinner my nan started taking after her operation... well.. let me tell you, that was one fun night in hospital..
Any way, after that your kind of off taking pills until a few years later you see some thing even more interesting, there's a new drug thats just been released on the streets and this bad boy is called viagra, nothing worse then taking three of these to school and having to pretend your stomach is about to implode just as an excuse to keep yourself bent over..
Any way, the moral of this story is, don't smoke pot, because sooner or later you'll forget your own childhood and you'll have to steal one of your friends stories to fill in the gap.
Any way, after that your kind of off taking pills until a few years later you see some thing even more interesting, there's a new drug thats just been released on the streets and this bad boy is called viagra, nothing worse then taking three of these to school and having to pretend your stomach is about to implode just as an excuse to keep yourself bent over..
Any way, the moral of this story is, don't smoke pot, because sooner or later you'll forget your own childhood and you'll have to steal one of your friends stories to fill in the gap.
Yeah right, next your going to tell me the world is round....