30th July 2004, 11:20 AM
Great Rumbler Wrote:1 in 3 eskimos owns an Xbox according to a recent report. The report goes on to state that only 1 in 5 eskimos even has electricity. Experts are baffled by this phenominon. Eskimo spokepersons say they find ice televisions just as good as basic cable, 50 channels and still nothing good to watch.But those numbers don't matter because there are no Eskimo's in Canada, except for the 30 some that are on the Edmonton Eskimo's football team. So only 1 in 5 pro football players in Canada have electricity?