8th July 2004, 7:33 PM
Oklahoma's not really part of the "real" South. For that you've got to go to Mississipi or Kentucky. They have tractor pulls down there for God's sake! Tractor pulls!! And moonshine! Don't deny it, Geno! I've seen you out there making it at your still! And don't think just because the Prohibition is over that I won't totally turn you in to the Bureau of Alcohol, Drugs, and Firearms! Because if you anger me I will do it! And don't think for one second that just because we're both from the South that I won't turn you in to the nearest cop I see...unless he's a Yankee and if that's the case I'll help you beat him up with a giant Confederate flag tatooed to my chest while I'm whistling Dixie and spouting racial slurs against people that aren't White, Christian males...FROM THE SOUTH!!! WOOOOOOOOOYAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Sometimes you get the scorpion.