8th July 2004, 6:02 PM
We kicked some Yankee ass in the Civil War!
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Okay, so they kicked our asses in the end, but we still kicked their asses several times in the war!
Did you know that my hometown of Montgomery was the first capital of the Confederacy? Rock on!
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Right, so... anyway... did you know that my grandpa once threatened to whup the tar out of me for bad-mouthing the Confederacy?
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Okay, so they kicked our asses in the end, but we still kicked their asses several times in the war!
Did you know that my hometown of Montgomery was the first capital of the Confederacy? Rock on!
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...
Right, so... anyway... did you know that my grandpa once threatened to whup the tar out of me for bad-mouthing the Confederacy?