Fahrenheit 9-11 anyone?

[Weltall]

Oh yes, Michael Moore, a shameless multi-millionaire, has any moral basis on which to preach about the plight of the poor. Right. He cares so much, in between counting his stacks of money and his bi-annual groomings.

I hate limousine liberals. Why doesn't Baconfuck, instead of wasting millions making his subversive propaganda, donate that money to the poor?

*dur*

Everyone in the military today is a volunteer. Only a minute portion of them will ever see combat. It's a great opportunity for the poor, as the military basically pays your whole damn education, which they might otherwise never get. Plus, they learn much discipline, which makes achieving goals much easier. Frankly, it's a great thing.

But that again comes down to you wanting the poor to be perpetual dependents on the government, so of course you frown down on them having opportunities for advancement, you just lack the moral fiber to actually come right out and say so.