23rd May 2004, 10:42 PM
omg DJ press enter every once in a while.
Dude I cannot believe I forgot to mention the one PSX game that made me love my PSX while i had it. None other than Einhander baby. Holy God, that was an awesome... no, lemme start again. This game deserves more fanfare.
ahem
FUCK dude! EINHANDER! HOLY GOD!!! GET THIS: ITS A 2-D SHOOTER WITH 3-D GRAPHICS AND YOU PLAY AS A LITTLE SHIP WITH AN ARM AND YOU GET UPGRADES OF VARIOUS NEAT SHIT AND DUDE.... SO SERIOUSLY... DUDE....... OPERA MUSIC. I KNOW! BUT I'M FUCKING SERIOUS! OPERA MUSIC! AND GERMAN PEOPLE
YEAH! THEY RUN AROUND YELLING "MACH SHNELL! MACH SHNELL!" OR WHATEVER IT IS THEY YELL,I DONT UNDERSTAND GERMAN, BUT FUCK EINHANDER IS AWESOME!!!!!!!! IT'S SO AWESOME THAT EVERY TIME YOU PLAY IT YOU'LL WISH YOU HAD TOYS OF THE MACHINES IN EINHANDER!!!!! IT'S SO INCREDIBLE IT'S REDICULOUS!
So serious now... get Einhander. One of the best games of all time. I cant believe i forgot about that game... man. *spanks self* huh.... *spanks self more* oh yeah..... naughty little.... little whore..... *spanks self alot*
I need to go masturbate now. But get Einhander (that means One Handed in German) and (dude I totally beat Einhander on hard with one hand I rock so much!!!) you'll be very happy man with good feeling, live very long, much children (all hate you). Flied wice 3.50, extra egg? Not for you.
Einhander. Love it.
Dude I cannot believe I forgot to mention the one PSX game that made me love my PSX while i had it. None other than Einhander baby. Holy God, that was an awesome... no, lemme start again. This game deserves more fanfare.
ahem
FUCK dude! EINHANDER! HOLY GOD!!! GET THIS: ITS A 2-D SHOOTER WITH 3-D GRAPHICS AND YOU PLAY AS A LITTLE SHIP WITH AN ARM AND YOU GET UPGRADES OF VARIOUS NEAT SHIT AND DUDE.... SO SERIOUSLY... DUDE....... OPERA MUSIC. I KNOW! BUT I'M FUCKING SERIOUS! OPERA MUSIC! AND GERMAN PEOPLE
YEAH! THEY RUN AROUND YELLING "MACH SHNELL! MACH SHNELL!" OR WHATEVER IT IS THEY YELL,I DONT UNDERSTAND GERMAN, BUT FUCK EINHANDER IS AWESOME!!!!!!!! IT'S SO AWESOME THAT EVERY TIME YOU PLAY IT YOU'LL WISH YOU HAD TOYS OF THE MACHINES IN EINHANDER!!!!! IT'S SO INCREDIBLE IT'S REDICULOUS!So serious now... get Einhander. One of the best games of all time. I cant believe i forgot about that game... man. *spanks self* huh.... *spanks self more* oh yeah..... naughty little.... little whore..... *spanks self alot*
I need to go masturbate now. But get Einhander (that means One Handed in German) and (dude I totally beat Einhander on hard with one hand I rock so much!!!) you'll be very happy man with good feeling, live very long, much children (all hate you). Flied wice 3.50, extra egg? Not for you.
Einhander. Love it.