20th May 2004, 11:41 PM
They are bought by the average gamer. The average gamer buys one of the three systems and says "hey, I got one of them game systems" and then they all get together and buy a game, this game is from EA because they want to totally get up in each other's faces with some hoops or something. They then go at it and have some fun I guess, but then the party starts and at the end, someone breaks the game, so they buy another one, also from EA, to play football. This is a scientific fact gathered by my top surveyers who walk around the mall asking people to take a survey, and only the people who say "yes" are surveyed, and the people who say "yes" are either desperatly lonely, incredibly bored, or think it's their ticket to becoming a big hollywood star.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)