20th May 2004, 11:12 PM
Yay for capital gains and increased profit margins!!!!!!11
Tell EA I hate them. If I could, I would force them to swallow tuffs of human hair. I would put funny things on them and steal their pockets. Then I would point and laugh at their butts. I would make prank calls telling them that I know where Ghengis Kahn is buried and have nothing to back up my claim and I would do so while wearing a mask of Burgess Meredith. Just to spite them. Burn in Hell Electronic Arts, may all your Secretary's Day parties go sour at the last minute and further more, you dig your tongue in to moist rectums. If this were court, and if I were the judge, I would give you horrible dirty looks when I clearly know you can see me. Your games are coasters! and that sucks for Gamecube games because the coasters are then really small in comparison and can usually not sustain the girth of the average mug or glass, instead they are coasters for small orange juice glasses, which is fine... if you like that sort of thing.
Tell EA I hate them. If I could, I would force them to swallow tuffs of human hair. I would put funny things on them and steal their pockets. Then I would point and laugh at their butts. I would make prank calls telling them that I know where Ghengis Kahn is buried and have nothing to back up my claim and I would do so while wearing a mask of Burgess Meredith. Just to spite them. Burn in Hell Electronic Arts, may all your Secretary's Day parties go sour at the last minute and further more, you dig your tongue in to moist rectums. If this were court, and if I were the judge, I would give you horrible dirty looks when I clearly know you can see me. Your games are coasters! and that sucks for Gamecube games because the coasters are then really small in comparison and can usually not sustain the girth of the average mug or glass, instead they are coasters for small orange juice glasses, which is fine... if you like that sort of thing.