20th May 2004, 7:22 PM
Let the discussion begin!
*turns on winamp*
A'ight, fool. Lemme lay it down, yo.... here it is. Can you dig? I know that you can wonder bread.... the soul is in my USB keyboard especially in the punctuation and the letters A thru Zippity..... and it's all pissed off; Approaching Level Mackin, as in, Mack smackin yo rackety crackety be-HIND, fool. Are you ready? Yeah... If I was a Crayola i'd be the color of retro, if I owned a train station, it would be the Funk-bunk-bo-diggity Express to Zelda Theory Land, I KNOW YOU DIG! Check it: My blackness, awwwww hell! So black.... so right, I'm gonna whip you up a batch of Grandma's special soup, make your magic meter glow like a mother fuck, that right nigga, oooooo snap its gonna hurt yo ass when i'm done dont you doubt it wonder bread, bam! It's like this -
I take it one at a time.
LttP Link, he be sayin shit like "Word, I be trippin from all this Dark Land BOWL shit, nigga. Time for to relax on a raft ride and find me some PT, hell. I'm done with my adventure in Hyrule, now I be finding me some island pussy fo reel."
I might be paraphrasing... But that's how it is.
Now my young friend of questionable gender I ask you up front - point blank wonder bread; Who or should I say WHAT did you fight in Link to the Past in the Sacred Realm? Nigga you best not be sayin no Ganondorf cuz you know you wrong as a mother fuck. That's right, you fightin GANON nigga! All 8000 pounds of his green ass! Check out that staff and that piggly wiggly face that aint no Gerudo mothafucka that be one pissed off dude that shoot bats at yo head. Ganondorf, you see, check this, he be trippin! He cant be existing in no place outside the Dark World or even IN the damn Dark World cuz his green ass be stuck in limbo, word. Which, you see, it works with my theory, it aint no trigonomitry lemme say it in high fidelity: Ganon's spirit all trapped in limbo because dat Link... mmm, and that fine Zelda.... YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID!?!? ...damn, they done shot Ganondorf in to the Sacred Realm! They killed his body, but not his spirit.... cuz his spirit cant be killed. And in Wind Waker, you fightin his spirit dawg!. My theory is like.... it's like Jesus with a gun. I said it.
NEXT
Awww shiznet you sayin some weird Dark Jaguar language now, certifiably fucked in the head. You said, now I know you didn't say this, oooooo you did! a'ight... "having an uncle only means one of your PARENTS has a brother, not you."
I was like: SAY WHAT! and then Minka walked in and she was all "YO FO REEL!?!?" and I said it that damn DJ bein all crazy! Cuz you know if you have a brotha, or a sista, then one of them havin some babies?? Dat makes you da UNCLE, shiiit dawg i be explaining some stupefying kindergarden stuff yo! My sister have a baby and that makes me the uncle to that baby, I know you know this, so I go on to the next thang word? WORD!
Valoo is a living God. Just like the monsters who guard the temples in OoT. And Valoo be all red and shit, he speak Hylian, he gots his butt on top of Death Mountain! The Goron's themselves explained in OoT that Volvagia was once good protectin the mountain and shit but then flipped and went all Nuckin Futs! Plus Valoo spoke Hylian to you... like he remembered you! If he aint Volvagia then i'm Martha Stewart, somebody bake me a 3 layer cake with a file inside and maybe some Off Skintastic Lesbian Repelent, yunnowutimsayin.
The Man-Fish can talk, write, read and have a social structure. When's the last time you ate something that could read?! D-AAAMN! You trippin.
How can Juban be a descendent of Jabu Jabu when jabu jabu died and the OoT world is frozen beneath the waves? Time is stopped nigga, Jabu jabu cant be goin around all dead in frozen time getting aquatic pussy! He's a fish stick in the freezer, It aint goin on, no way no how, that aint no horse of a different color DOYUNNOWUTIMSAYIN!?
word... many words. Plural, bitch. Wordsssss... like melted poetry in a microwave, warm and rubbery. You cant brown in a microwave, but you can boil water. give that some thought. White pig make me sick.
Koroks.... yeah. See they all different now with all their leafy shit and built in helicopter blades of grassssss.... Blades of grass, they changed so they can fly, blades of grass, go plant seeds of new deku trees on different island so they can spread the word and make the world a better place because without the Deku Tree, all hell breaks loose. But shit not only did the Deku Tree say you look familiar but so did the Koroks! *LIKE THEY'RE THE SAME PEOPLE YOU KNEW IN OCARINA OF TIME* AWWWWWWWWWWWW SHNIZIT!
The Golden Land has plenty of room, cuz you in it! Before that it was just light and space, no land to speak of, no homes, no gardens, no shops or mini games, just smokey whiteness. Now it's got a whole world and an eco system with taxes and strip malls, perfect for becoming the Golden Land. And that King? wonderbread that King told Link and Zelda in Wind Waker to find a new land for themselves because the King was going back to his! And that particular Link and Zelda cant go back to Hyrule, they have to stay there because they be the spirits of Link and Zelda! And like I said, what we saw is Hyrule underwater but it wasn't water at all, it was a shield. Because what we were seein is a representation not a reality. The water was a mofo shield and Link broke it and let time (water) flow in, Hyrule could exist again and the rest is history.
Whutchu think G!? Dig it!
*turns on winamp*
A'ight, fool. Lemme lay it down, yo.... here it is. Can you dig? I know that you can wonder bread.... the soul is in my USB keyboard especially in the punctuation and the letters A thru Zippity..... and it's all pissed off; Approaching Level Mackin, as in, Mack smackin yo rackety crackety be-HIND, fool. Are you ready? Yeah... If I was a Crayola i'd be the color of retro, if I owned a train station, it would be the Funk-bunk-bo-diggity Express to Zelda Theory Land, I KNOW YOU DIG! Check it: My blackness, awwwww hell! So black.... so right, I'm gonna whip you up a batch of Grandma's special soup, make your magic meter glow like a mother fuck, that right nigga, oooooo snap its gonna hurt yo ass when i'm done dont you doubt it wonder bread, bam! It's like this -
I take it one at a time.
LttP Link, he be sayin shit like "Word, I be trippin from all this Dark Land BOWL shit, nigga. Time for to relax on a raft ride and find me some PT, hell. I'm done with my adventure in Hyrule, now I be finding me some island pussy fo reel."
I might be paraphrasing... But that's how it is.
Now my young friend of questionable gender I ask you up front - point blank wonder bread; Who or should I say WHAT did you fight in Link to the Past in the Sacred Realm? Nigga you best not be sayin no Ganondorf cuz you know you wrong as a mother fuck. That's right, you fightin GANON nigga! All 8000 pounds of his green ass! Check out that staff and that piggly wiggly face that aint no Gerudo mothafucka that be one pissed off dude that shoot bats at yo head. Ganondorf, you see, check this, he be trippin! He cant be existing in no place outside the Dark World or even IN the damn Dark World cuz his green ass be stuck in limbo, word. Which, you see, it works with my theory, it aint no trigonomitry lemme say it in high fidelity: Ganon's spirit all trapped in limbo because dat Link... mmm, and that fine Zelda.... YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID!?!? ...damn, they done shot Ganondorf in to the Sacred Realm! They killed his body, but not his spirit.... cuz his spirit cant be killed. And in Wind Waker, you fightin his spirit dawg!. My theory is like.... it's like Jesus with a gun. I said it.
NEXT
Awww shiznet you sayin some weird Dark Jaguar language now, certifiably fucked in the head. You said, now I know you didn't say this, oooooo you did! a'ight... "having an uncle only means one of your PARENTS has a brother, not you."
I was like: SAY WHAT! and then Minka walked in and she was all "YO FO REEL!?!?" and I said it that damn DJ bein all crazy! Cuz you know if you have a brotha, or a sista, then one of them havin some babies?? Dat makes you da UNCLE, shiiit dawg i be explaining some stupefying kindergarden stuff yo! My sister have a baby and that makes me the uncle to that baby, I know you know this, so I go on to the next thang word? WORD!
Valoo is a living God. Just like the monsters who guard the temples in OoT. And Valoo be all red and shit, he speak Hylian, he gots his butt on top of Death Mountain! The Goron's themselves explained in OoT that Volvagia was once good protectin the mountain and shit but then flipped and went all Nuckin Futs! Plus Valoo spoke Hylian to you... like he remembered you! If he aint Volvagia then i'm Martha Stewart, somebody bake me a 3 layer cake with a file inside and maybe some Off Skintastic Lesbian Repelent, yunnowutimsayin.
The Man-Fish can talk, write, read and have a social structure. When's the last time you ate something that could read?! D-AAAMN! You trippin.
How can Juban be a descendent of Jabu Jabu when jabu jabu died and the OoT world is frozen beneath the waves? Time is stopped nigga, Jabu jabu cant be goin around all dead in frozen time getting aquatic pussy! He's a fish stick in the freezer, It aint goin on, no way no how, that aint no horse of a different color DOYUNNOWUTIMSAYIN!?
word... many words. Plural, bitch. Wordsssss... like melted poetry in a microwave, warm and rubbery. You cant brown in a microwave, but you can boil water. give that some thought. White pig make me sick.
Koroks.... yeah. See they all different now with all their leafy shit and built in helicopter blades of grassssss.... Blades of grass, they changed so they can fly, blades of grass, go plant seeds of new deku trees on different island so they can spread the word and make the world a better place because without the Deku Tree, all hell breaks loose. But shit not only did the Deku Tree say you look familiar but so did the Koroks! *LIKE THEY'RE THE SAME PEOPLE YOU KNEW IN OCARINA OF TIME* AWWWWWWWWWWWW SHNIZIT!
The Golden Land has plenty of room, cuz you in it! Before that it was just light and space, no land to speak of, no homes, no gardens, no shops or mini games, just smokey whiteness. Now it's got a whole world and an eco system with taxes and strip malls, perfect for becoming the Golden Land. And that King? wonderbread that King told Link and Zelda in Wind Waker to find a new land for themselves because the King was going back to his! And that particular Link and Zelda cant go back to Hyrule, they have to stay there because they be the spirits of Link and Zelda! And like I said, what we saw is Hyrule underwater but it wasn't water at all, it was a shield. Because what we were seein is a representation not a reality. The water was a mofo shield and Link broke it and let time (water) flow in, Hyrule could exist again and the rest is history.
Whutchu think G!? Dig it!