17th May 2004, 12:11 PM
No, you're wrong. The zombies would win. Here's why:
Vampires drink blood and assimiliate the living; but only from sentient, smart people. Zombies don't have the brain matter to do anything with being a vampire; they'd just get fangs, but still be zombies!
Zombies, on the other hand, have the advantage because they're mindless and cannot be turned into classy, smart-dressing, slick Christopher Lees. They can, however, downgrade the comparatively demi-alive vampires into zombies, because being a zombie is a lower state of being than being a vampire.
Vampires drink blood and assimiliate the living; but only from sentient, smart people. Zombies don't have the brain matter to do anything with being a vampire; they'd just get fangs, but still be zombies!
Zombies, on the other hand, have the advantage because they're mindless and cannot be turned into classy, smart-dressing, slick Christopher Lees. They can, however, downgrade the comparatively demi-alive vampires into zombies, because being a zombie is a lower state of being than being a vampire.
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